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Ricardo Arjona - Historia Del Portero
Album: Historias

Lyrics & Music: Edgar Ricardo Arjona Morales

Historia Del PorteroThe Caretaker's Story
Yo era el portero del edificio treinta y dos
Tú eras la burguesa, la princesa del penthouse.
Así lo quiso Dios

Te saludaba con mi cara de asustado
Mientras le pedía a Dios que se tapara el excusado
Para irte a echar un vistazo
O que te mandara al supermercado
Para ayudarte a cargar lo del mandado

Fui testigo mudo de tus fiestas y aventuras.
Te conocí dos doctores, un maestro y hasta un cura
Y un día, viendo en la rendija
Vi como te merendabas al del seis
Mientras su mujer mojaba el negligé

Coro:
Estás acabando con el edificio
Chica del penthouse
Y con toda la ciudad

Estás acabando con el edificio
Chica del penthouse
¿Y conmigo, por qué no?

× 2

Era de todos los días esperar que den las nueve
Ir al patio de atrás a esperar en la ventana
Tu baño de las mañanas

Qué triste era ver aquella sombra al desnudarte
A doce pisos de mis mejores ganas de tocarte.
¿Pero qué le iba yo a hacer?
Le daba chance a la imaginación
Mientras ya me retumbaba el corazón

Coro

Me he enamorado de usted.
Dígame ahora qué hay que hacer.
Fumo como un loco y he dejado de comer.
Le dije a quemarropa

Me dio una cachetada que me dislocó el amor.
Eso me pasa por querer darle a la vida el sabor
De una mezcla de clases
Y aunque sé que jamás podré besarla
No hay problema porque así lo quiso Dios

Coro
I was the caretaker of building thirty-two
You were the bourgeois, the princess in the penthouse.
That's how God wanted it

I used to greet you with my frightened face
While I was asking God to clog the toilet
In order to visit you to take a look
Or that he may send you to the supermarket
In order to help you carry what was ordered

I was silent witness to your parties and affairs.
I introduced you to two doctors, a teacher and even a cure
And one day, looking through the crack
I saw as you were bonking the one from number six
While his wife was soaking her negligé

Chorus:
You are getting off with the [whole] building
Girl in the penthouse
And the whole town

You are getting off with the whole building
Girl in the penthouse
And why not with me?

× 2

I used to wait every day for nine o'clock
To go to the back yard to wait for
Your morning bath in the window

How sad I was seeing that shadow as you undressed
Twelve floors from my strong desires to touch you.
But what was I going to do to you?
I gave my imagination a chance
While my heart was pounding

Chorus

I have fallen in love with you.
Now tell me what is to be done.
I smoke like crazy and I have stopped eating.
I told you straight

I gave myself a slap that dislodged my love.
That's what happens to me for wanting to spice up life
With a mix of classes
And although I know that I will never be able to kiss her
It is not a problem because that's how God wanted it

Chorus